Ok, not a real goat. Yet...
I've got a sign I just pinned on the kitchen pin board that says 'This entitles the holder to one goat.'
"It's like the ultimate Oxfam gift," said my friend Mark as he gave it to me and I hopped whooping around the kitchen and hugging him. "You're like the only friend I have - probably the only friend I'll ever have, actually - who I can actually give an actual goat to."
This means I have to Do It. I'm moving to Wales this Autumn. We're buying a place and seeing who wants to chip in and stick something like a woodland or something on the side. I was thinking about making some kind of local goat co-op so we can share the strains and the gains of goat keeping.
And now I have a goat token. So I Have To.
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I am delighted.
I'm going to call my first milking nanny goat 'Mark.'
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